Ahoy there...


Why take life seriously



Please reload

Recent Posts

Please reload

30 Nov 2014

I'm currently looking to recruit ambitious young (or old although nothing over 31) people to train as henchman.

I have advertised through the job centre but they seemed overpriced and untrustworthy to assist in my quest to take over the world/enslave humanity.

The p...

28 Nov 2014

I heard rumour that there is to be a "Broadstairs' Person of the Year" award. I'm not saying I deserve a medal or anything, but as you can see from this photo, the town was in pieces until I came along.

If the award does happen and it does come with a medal, I feel dese...

Please reload