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30 Nov 2014

I'm currently looking to recruit ambitious young (or old although nothing over 31) people to train as henchman.

I have advertised through the job centre but they seemed overpriced and untrustworthy to assist in my quest to take over the world/enslave humanity.

The p...

28 Nov 2014

I heard rumour that there is to be a "Broadstairs' Person of the Year" award. I'm not saying I deserve a medal or anything, but as you can see from this photo, the town was in pieces until I came along.

If the award does happen and it does come with a medal, I feel dese...

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