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19 Jan 2018

There were scenes of joy today as StreamBirch Strategic Partners confirmed today in their Environmental Impact Statement that they’ll only kill a handful of people to reopen Manston Airport.

“Great news” said Tony Offshore a representative of StreamBirch...

5 Jan 2018

Following the announcement of the first ever female Doctor which caused the cerebrally challenged to raise their own blood pressure in anger, a new twist has been added to one of the nation’s favourite TV shows. In coming episodes the iconic blue police box is to be re...

29 Dec 2017

After a public consultation with the angriest and most shouty people they could find, Thanet Council has introduced local byelaws that come into effect from January 2018 prohibiting the following. Explanations from the council are next to each item prohibited, don’t ge...

22 Dec 2017

Crisis has struck Christmas as opportunistic thieves stole Santa's sleigh from outside Ramsgate Megaspoons last night. Having stopped off for a quick snifter and leaving the sleigh unlocked, Santa was devastated to find it gone upon his return.

We spoke to Santa to see...

8 Dec 2017

There was celebration today as it was announced that local graffiti artist Gareth Cretin aka ChunderTunt, was awarded the Nobel Prize in Art.

Mr Cretin who has been a regular on the Thanet art scene, developed a tagging style that impressed people with its elegant roman...

1 Dec 2017

For the last few years Manston has polarised the Thanet community between those keen to hold onto the past at any cost and those who don’t want massive airplanes rattling over their roofs whilst they try to sleep at night. Finally, after much political tussle and point...

24 Nov 2017

As holidaymakers flock to Thanet like flies to...a beautiful part of the country with spectacular vistas, the need for accommodation has become ever more prominent. Margate based artist Stacey Lemming, famous for her seminal work “My Unflushed Toilet”, has entered the...

17 Nov 2017

Following the shocking Toiletgate incident of 2015, much work has been done to clean up the competitive events industry in Broadstairs. Sadly the recent Bucket and Spade Sandcastle competition has again brought scandal that has shaken the town to the very foundations o...

10 Nov 2017

A recent study conducted by the Royal Trouser Society has shown that Thanet has a surprisingly large number of people that wear shorts throughout the winter months.

With the national average of 100% of people switching to warmer leg wear when the thermostat’s mercury st...

3 Nov 2017

We’ve all heard of Londoners, or Down From Londons (DFLs) as they are known, putting an upward pressure on house prices in Thanet by moving here or keeping second homes, but now Londoners have hit back. With the highest property prices in the UK, Londoners are angry ab...

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