Ambitious Young Thanetians Required for Job with Prospects

I'm currently looking to recruit ambitious young (or old although nothing over 31) people to train as henchman.

I have advertised through the job centre but they seemed overpriced and untrustworthy to assist in my quest to take over the world/enslave humanity.

The pay is good and the job is local as I'm setting up my secret base underneath the children's play area on Viking Bay. I'm ideally looking for someone straight away as I hope to have the world on its knees before Christmas.

Please use the contact form to apply listing how low your moral fibre is and the unspeakable things you're prepared to do without question.

Thanks