I'm currently looking to recruit ambitious young (or old although nothing over 31) people to train as henchman. I have advertised through the job centre but they seemed overpriced and untrustworthy to assist in my quest to take over the world/enslave humanity. The pay is good and the job is local as I'm setting up my secret base underneath the children's play area on Viking Bay. I'm ideally looking for someone straight away as I hope to have the world on its knees before Chri
I heard rumour that there is to be a "Broadstairs' Person of the Year" award. I'm not saying I deserve a medal or anything, but as you can see from this photo, the town was in pieces until I came along. If the award does happen and it does come with a medal, I feel deserving of the honour (and medal) so please feel free to vote for me.