Citizens of Broadstairs, through your loose morals and base behaviour you have allowed evil to take hold on the outskirts of our town. Your imbibing of chainstore coffee and lack of aviation facilities has led us on a path to Satan. We must banish this evil. If we congregate on Viking Bay tonight with pitchforks and torches we can hunt down the witch. Once caught, we dunk her and if she drowns she is innocent, if she doesn't, we burn her....it's win win for her either way! Th