Having survived the Beast from the East with some residents still wearing shorts, Thanet is set to be blasted by the Weasel from the West in the coming days according to local news sources. Wilbur Hunt of The Isle Of Thanet Gazelle said “To sell the news you need to scare people, you know, really whip them into a frenzy of blind panic that Armageddon is imminent. A gentle breeze has to be described as ‘gale force winds’, a small drop in temperature means the thermostats ‘plum