We’ve all had it. You put your rubbish out the night before, braving the dark in your Dalmatian onesie hoping the neighbours don’t spot you as your ears flap around in the wind whilst you drag the bin sack in your teeth to the outside bin and then bounce back inside on all fours stopping half way up the garden path to scratch behind your ears with your foot and then have a quick lick of your undercarriage. The following day you’re left dismayed to see the bins haven’t been em

There were scenes of celebration in Thanet today as news that species segregation on the main beaches is to come to an end. From the 1st October, dogs will be allowed on all beaches across the isle. Prominent campaigner, full time dog and leader of the protest against the ban, Sausages Mandela, was jubilant at the news: “It has been a long doggy walk to freedom, a whole five months to be precise. It wasn’t always certain and I did find myself wondering how many legs I’d have