A Thanet man is currently undergoing treatment in Margate’s QEQM after an altercation with his wife this week. Romeo Montague was rushed to A and E on Valentine’s Day after making the mistake of, ahem, “treating” his long suffering wife to fish and chips. “I’ll flipping kill him when he gets out” said his wife, Juliet Capulet. “Ten bloody years of marriage and the unspeakable things I have done in the bedroom to please him and he spends a tenner on our special evening. Most o

Archaeologists were raising their trowels in excitement today after a major find on the Margate Caves archaeological dig. Along with the customary pieces of broken pottery and little shards of metal that they claim are actually fearsome weapons bathed in the blood of the last wielder’s enemies, they have discovered the long lost Ark of the Covenant, resting place of the Ten Commandments. “Well it certainly hasn’t been easy” said Indiana Jones, head archaeologist “Last time I

There was excitement amongst the bird loving community this week when a rare bird was spotted in Thanet. The Einkaufswagen as it is known, is normally only found during the winter in Germany and Austria. Bill Oddie, a keen birdwatcher who captured the creature on camera, said: “For the last few months I have spent my days by the Western Undercliff in Ramsgate looking for Tits. Usually you only see Tits during the summer but with not much else going on at the moment, I held ou