Thanet Man In Intensive Care After Valentines Day Fish And Chips Faux Pas
A Thanet man is currently undergoing treatment in Margate’s QEQM after an altercation with his wife this week. Romeo Montague was rushed to A and E on Valentine’s Day after making the mistake of, ahem, “treating” his long suffering wife to fish and chips. “I’ll flipping kill him when he gets out” said his wife, Juliet Capulet. “Ten bloody years of marriage and the unspeakable things I have done in the bedroom to please him and he spends a tenner on our special evening. Most o