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10 Aug 2018

There were scenes of carnage today in Thanet as a discarded crisp packet on the beach sparked a riot in Broadstairs and spread over to neighbouring Margate and Ramsgate. Shops have been looted, windows smashed and a toddler's electric car has been set ablaze.

With such...

27 Jul 2018

The middle classes of England were sent into a panic today when "tasting notes", which are usually reserved for wine, were spotted on a packet of crisps.

"There are five horsemen of the Apocalypse" said Wigbert Allerton, a middle class commentator, "they are death, fa...

18 May 2018

Thanet, famed for its picture postcard beaches in the many natural bays that adorn the isle is to get a new feather in its cap as a local company was selected to build the Fartorium for the upcoming wedding of Harry and Meghan.

“Windsor Castle is a notoriously echoey ve...

25 Apr 2018

Amidst rumours of widespread discrimination in the leisure boating company, Seagull Boat Tours Thanet (SBTT) is to hold its Annual General Meeting (AGM) in Margate this coming May.

“I can categorically deny any discrimination within our company” said Skyrat Poopsoncars,...

6 Apr 2018

 As part of a Thanet Council money saving exercise, it has been announced that they are to cut back on double yellow lines leaving Thanet’s kerbsides dangerously unprotected and motorists up in arms.

“It would have taken us an extra 30 seconds to link the yellow lines u...

9 Mar 2018

Having survived the Beast from the East with some residents still wearing shorts, Thanet is set to be blasted by the Weasel from the West in the coming days according to local news sources.

Wilbur Hunt of The Isle Of Thanet Gazelle said “To sell the news you need to sca...

16 Feb 2018

A Thanet man is currently undergoing treatment in Margate’s QEQM after an altercation with his wife this week. Romeo Montague was rushed to A and E on Valentine’s Day after making the mistake of, ahem, “treating” his long suffering wife to fish and chips.

“I’ll flipping...

9 Feb 2018

Archaeologists were raising their trowels in excitement today after a major find on the Margate Caves archaeological dig.

Along with the customary pieces of broken pottery and little shards of metal that they claim are actually fearsome weapons bathed in the blood of th...

2 Feb 2018

There was excitement amongst the bird loving community this week when a rare bird was spotted in Thanet. The Einkaufswagen as it is known, is normally only found during the winter in Germany and Austria.

Bill Oddie, a keen birdwatcher who captured the creature on camera...

26 Jan 2018

A tense stand-off entered its fourth day today as two dogs continue to stare each other down on a popular Thanet beach. It all began when Broadstairs based Golden Retriever, Noodle, spotted Ramsgate resident Bear, a feisty Jack Russell, on the Broadstairs/Ramsgate bord...

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