We Will Only Kill A Few People Confirm New Manston Operator
There were scenes of joy today as StreamBirch Strategic Partners confirmed today in their Environmental Impact Statement that they’ll...
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Massive Broadstairs Bin To Replace Doctor Who TARDIS
Following the announcement of the first ever female Doctor which caused the cerebrally challenged to raise their own blood pressure in...
Thanet Byelaws To Be Introduced In 2018
After a public consultation with the angriest and most shouty people they could find, Thanet Council has introduced local byelaws that...
Santa Forced To Use Thanet Loop After Sleigh Stolen
Crisis has struck Christmas as opportunistic thieves stole Santa's sleigh from outside Ramsgate Megaspoons last night. Having stopped off...
Local Graffiti “Artist” Awarded Nobel Prize In Art
There was celebration today as it was announced that local graffiti artist Gareth Cretin aka ChunderTunt, was awarded the Nobel Prize in...
Manston Airport To Be Turned Into Jurassic Park
For the last few years Manston has polarised the Thanet community between those keen to hold onto the past at any cost and those who...
Thanet's Newest Airbnb Receives Rave Reviews
As holidaymakers flock to Thanet like flies to...a beautiful part of the country with spectacular vistas, the need for accommodation has...
Accusations of Cheating at Sandcastle Competition
Following the shocking Toiletgate incident of 2015, much work has been done to clean up the competitive events industry in Broadstairs....
Thanetians Caught Short In Winter
A recent study conducted by the Royal Trouser Society has shown that Thanet has a surprisingly large number of people that wear shorts...
Wish you weren't here - Londoners fed up with Thanetians
We’ve all heard of Londoners, or Down From Londons (DFLs) as they are known, putting an upward pressure on house prices in Thanet by...
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